The Secret Tech Advisory Board (STAB)                            Jonathon Oscerf
Request for Comments: 9001                                             June 2025
Category: Disinformational
USSN 0867-5309

                            The Unspecified Language

Abstract
    
    The Unspecified Language is a language that has no specification.
    Since this document is a specification, by definition of the Unspecified 
    Language, the language specified here is actually not the Unspecified
    Language, but it should approximate the what we believe is the Unspecified 
    Language.

1.   Introduction

    The Unspecified Language (UL) was discovered in a Teams chatroom when
    examining the most used programming languages determined through analytics
    from a vendored LLM assistant tool. A staggering 3.6k lines of UL had been
    written, beating out HTML and TSX. This was surprising as this Teams
    chatroom was for a web-dev shop.


1.1. Conventions Used in This Document

    The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT",
    "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED",  "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this
    document SHALL be RECOMMENDED to be REQUIRED to be interpreted as you
    SHOULD see fit, but it MAY be OPTIONAL if you MUST.
 
2.   Possible Schemes

2.1. LLM Response

    An LLM was queried on its knowledge of UL. Its response was as follows:

    --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- 
    Unavailable: Encountered error from model provider:
    an internal error occurred: (ID: 2d56cc831048f831c930cafedead45ae)
    --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- 

2.2. Header Format
    
    The following table describes the header format for UL files:

     0                   1                   2                   3   
     0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 
    +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
    |                W h o   R e a l l y   K n o w s                |
    +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
    |                S t i l l   D o n ' t   K n o w                |
    +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
    |B y t e   O r d e r   M a r k   ( Y e s ,   a t   b y t e   9 )|
    +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

    Despite the BOM, we recommend that UL files be UTF-8 encoded.